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Posted 2016-07-27T17:09:25-06:00
Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.

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Comment by Anonymous

we need an update on SS. Wake up the monkey admin!!

Comment by Anonymous

Nah, Trump want's to lose this election while convincing his followers that it was rigged so he can claim he really didn't "lose" and then use his mailing list of millions of new rubes to sell crap with his name on it.

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Trump wants to butt fuck Hillary

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Trump is a scumbag and so are his retarded , blind, dumbfuck followers.

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you never were.

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What happened to the posts? I'm not witty or clever anymore lol

Posted 2016-07-27T17:03:42-06:00
Despite the five second rule, you can never pick up the mic once dropped.

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Posted by Try2stopme 2016-07-14T02:17:24-06:00
I hate spelling errors. . You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

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Posted by Try2stopme 2016-07-14T02:15:21-06:00
My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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Posted 2016-07-11T05:47:31-06:00
VOTE: Thumbs up for Clinton. Thumbs down for Trump.

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Comment by Anonymous

V Except ....no! The Governor of Louisiana specifically requested that the President not visit Louisiana until now because they didn't want security to be in the way of the rescue effort. So Obama was right on time and Trump intruded to pretend to care for a photo op. Good effort, but ultimately, bullshit.

Comment by Anonymous

Trump visited Louisiana on time. Obama was tardy. No word on Clinton.

Comment by Anonymous

Apparently we deserve remedial grammar classes. I wonder what kind of action would make us deserve Clinton if by being spoiled we deserve Trump? Are the spoiled only on one side? Is being treated like shot better or worse than being shot? So many questions. Oh well back to the partisan hateful screed in 5 4 3 2 1.

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V You're the only one so far that's spoken honestly about the entire majority of the complaining public. This American thinks that hatred towards those who will vote for the opposite candidate will make some kind of impact. It's not. The truth is this spoiled fucking bunch deserves to have its imaginary candy taken away. You are all about to find out what true loss will feel like when get the candidate you deserve. A well deserved penalty for years of assholes treating each other like shot. It ain't gonna be Clinton.

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I'm rolling at all of these comments. Who you vote for is YOUR business. You are also not going to change anyone else's mind by being rude, hateful and/or childish by calling people names. You do nothing but negate your point when you act as though you are 10 and someone stole your candy. Everyone here arguing who they are voting for and using name calling against the opponent of their candidate and/or other commenters are what is wrong with this world and this country. All of you need to grow up and RESEARCH the person you are voting for from their birth to the present. Learn about WHO they have always been and you will see what they will be like as a president.

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V Donald Trump will be your next U.S. President. V

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v Aug. 20? OMG that's today! Clinton up 363-175 in Electoral Vote and 5.6% in popular vote? That can't be! Dicklicker says those are fake numbers ... they're only real if Dump is in the lead.

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Current Projections As of Saturday, August 20, 2016 Electoral Votes Hillary Clinton 363 Donald Trump 175 Clinton 188 Popular Vote Hillary Clinton 50.3% Donald Trump 44.7% Clinton 5.6%

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V OK, just don't pussy away the day after the election.

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The polls began July 4 and will run through the election. The pollsters must have got a shock this weekend. Their results show Donald Trump in the lead. So how did the news team report it? It didn’t. You have to look at the poll results for yourself to see the findings and understand them. In news parlance, it’s called burying the lead – considered a cardinal sin in the business. I love you!

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OK, just don't scurry after the beating.

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Doesn't matter what "current projections" claim. You're not looking closely.

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Current Projections As of Thursday, August 18, 2016 Electoral Votes Hillary Clinton 347 Donald Trump 191 Clinton 156 Popular Vote Hillary Clinton 51.7% Donald Trump 43.3% Clinton 8.4%

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V Right. Don't scurry like a coward when you're dead wrong though.

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V He isn't going to "get blown out." Clinton isn't the winner. Nor is she going to beat the polls despite what you think you are reading. In fact, fuck your hope. LOL. You are ALL in for a really rude awakening. You are all about to get the mental blow job of your lives. Trump IS going to win the election. LOL! V

Comment by Anonymous

Fine, just save the bullshit excuses after he gets blown out. No point in doubling down on ignorance.

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Donald Trump will win the election. :-)

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Ya! Trump loses big. Keep dreaming.

Comment by Anonymous

This isn't the McCain-Romney campaign. Whole new ball game now. Trump will win the election in November. It's mid-August currently.

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Michigan: Trump vs. Clinton - FOX 2 Detroit/Mitchell - Clinton 49, Trump 39 - Clinton 10 Virginia: Trump vs. Clinton - Washington Post - Clinton 51, Trump 43 - Clinton 8 Florida: Trump vs. Clinton - Monmouth - Clinton 48, Trump 39 - Clinton 9

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V Typical stupid talking point of the ignorant Trump whore, getting your fantasy excuses in line already to explain another trouncing.

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I bet you vote 5 times too like all good democrats.

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VV Another delusional loudmouth that will be nowhere to be found when Hillary racks up a 341-197 landslide blowout. Same as the McCain and Romney cocksuckers who shot their mouths then scattered like cockroaches after the election.

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VV Another delusional loudmouth that will be nowhere to be found when Hillary racks up a 341-197 landslide blowout. Same as the McCain and Romney cocksuckers who shot their mouths then scattered like cockroaches after the election.

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VV Another delusional loudmouth that will be nowhere to be found when Hillary racks up a 341-197 landslide blowout. Same as the McCain and Romney cocksuckers who shot their mouths then scattered like cockroaches after the election.

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VV Another delusional loudmouth that will be nowhere to be found when Hillary racks up a 341-197 landslide blowout. Same as the McCain and Romney cocksuckers who shot their mouths then scattered like cockroaches after the election.

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VV Another delusional loudmouth that will be nowhere to be found when Hillary racks up a 341-197 landslide blowout. Same as the McCain and Romney cocksuckers who shot their mouths then scattered like cockroaches after the election.

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Hahahahaha! Yeah, turning around. What planet are you from?

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VNo need to worry. Things are already turning around. Trump is going to win the election.V

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EP Poll Average 48.0 39.9 Clinton 8.1 LA Times/USC 8/8 - 8/14 2216 LV 46 42 Clinton 4 Reuters/Ipsos 8/6 - 8/10 974 LV 42 36 Clinton 6 Economist/YouGov 8/6 - 8/9 911 RV 48 41 Clinton 7 Bloomberg 8/5 - 8/8 749 LV 50 44 Clinton 6 NBC News/SM 8/1 - 8/7 11480 RV 51 41 Clinton 10 ABC News/Wash Post 8/1 - 8/4 815 RV 50 42 Clinton 8 IBD/TIPP 7/29 - 8/4 851 RV 46 39 Clinton 7 McClatchy/Marist 8/1 - 8/3 983 RV 48 33 Clinton 15 NBC News/Wall St Journal 7/31 - 8/3 800 RV 47 38 Clinton 9 FOX News 7/31 - 8/2 1022 RV 49 39 Clinton 10 CNN/ORC 7/29 - 7/31 894 RV 52 43 Clinton 9 CBS News 7/29 - 7/31 1131 RV 47 41 Clinton 6

Comment by Anonymous

V Win what, a long vacation? Hillary already has more than the 270 electoral votes she needs and getting more each day. Trump is losing in a landslide. You probably don't see that because you're a ballsucking moron.

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Trump is going to win.

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V Your thumb is up your ass, pussy.

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Thumbs Up If You're White, Thumbs Down If Your Black! ##TRUMP 👍

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Clinton ... landslide winner

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Comment by Anonymous

This will go down as one of the all time most stupid posts ever. Did a Hitlery troll hit up STATUS STALKER too bc I can assure you the race is much closer and NO, I am not supporting either of those assholes, but if I had to break it down for the ignorant people of America, they need to realize that Clinton has proven herself to be a pathological liar, connected to the mob somehow, is an EXTREME WAR MONGER who has used her BOGUS ASS Clinton Foundation to supply weapons to both the contra and those in the middle east and is known for pushing Bill during his presidency into doing more violent acts against other countries. She has repeated that voting for the invasion of Iraq was a mistake only to turn around and just recently call it an excellent business opportunity in which she has already devised a plan and crunched numbers to make money from. She has been involved in more "GATES" than heaven, was literally just busted for having pre-meditated rigging the election, but not once has NOBAMA who I voted for twice has not even addressed. At least we KNOW trump is an idiot who will be babysat if elected. HITLERY will NOT put up with any of it. I have lived in DC for over twenty years and it is common knowledge about what a bitch she is when in the White House. I am definitely not voting for either but it infuriates me that the absolute best and most qualified candidate was screwed before he ever even ran and he still ran a clean and admiral race against that twat. I guarantee if she gets elected we will end up in a WWIII. That is why we need to push Stein or Johnson so we can stop this two party corporate bullshit. In other word(s)- Iceland. Follow their lead. Like FDR said, we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

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Not sure who I am going to VOTE AGAINST at this point.

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douche vs turd...

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Better start looking for real work if you've been living like a lazy fuck (aka, abusing welfare for years) otherwise, kiss your ass goodbye. Hahahaha!!

Comment by Anonymous

Thugs, hood rats and worthless criminal slobs who are roaming your communities freely, killing the innocent, and know how to steal in order to survive (the same ass hats that thought life would be a free lunch once Obama would take office eight years ago) will soon be used as cannon fodder. That's the America I, and millions of others want to see. Fuck ALL who oppose.

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VV Too bad you parents didn't have any children that lived.

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94 idiots roaming freely

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#feelthejohnson2016

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Hillary's playing it safe via the old rules. Not only cozying up to fat cats, but focusing on the ground game... Trump is ignoring data and all the supposed magic for a message. And the message is...something's gotta change, we're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it anymore. And in Philadelphia all we're hearing is things are good and you should just accept that. A winning message? I don't think so. Trump will win.

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Where is the Gary Johnson option? You know, for people that don't support fascists?

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V Says Miss Anonymous bravely

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VV Clearly a coward. Grow a sack,loser.

Comment by Anonymous

Truth is, America IS a racist country. Blacks and Whites are racist. No dispute. The country is not safe to live in. And it will take a stricter and more enforced law to take it out of being the bitch it has been for decades. Trump WILL win because Trump has been waiting to happen due to all of the laziness, drug abusing, self loathing, education hating, broken home, divorced, argumentative, confrontational, overly confident, egotistical, single parented, endless hatred, and care-free attitude that spewed from every asshat thinking that they live in a free country. The time for negotiation, patience and understanding of predators is over. If you can't see why, keep smoking your weed, shut the fuck up and watch how all of this bullshit around gets taken care of. Happy Bitching! :-)

Comment by Anonymous

sorry to tell ya but trump is only in it for trump. Rich vs Poor. retards. The rich want poor vs poor so we are not looking at them,

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Or all the butt hurt when he wins and you have to eat cheeto's for 4 years. .

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I can't wait for all the butt hurt when Hillary kicks that cheeto's ass

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V So was that.

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The BEST mini-feed you'll ever read!! -Said no one here.

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V Whaaaaat? Common words! Words LOVE me! OK? Is that OK?

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Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area..

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Hi guys !! My name is bobby. Call me at 509-838 8908 for chatting

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V You plagiarized that!

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Really intelligent comments. Shows the class of dumbass on Status Stalker.

Comment by Anonymous

Studies have shown that 1 out of 3 trump supporters are just as much of pieces of shit, scumbags as the other 2.

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Comment for Gary Johnson!!

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V That was clever for a mongoloid.

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Studies have shown that 1 out of 3 Clinton supporters are just as dumb as the other 2.

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V I don't see white people driving trucks into people you racist piece of shit.

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White people are the most evil on earth.

Comment by Anonymous

V Nah, there aren't enough ignorant sackless racists like you to make it happen. McCain and Romney blowjob experts said the same thing and they lost big as well. Unless you or your grand wizard can really drive your klan out of the closet and push a "get out the vote" plan, it'll be an easy Democrat victory once again.

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VV Let the nigs continue acting like the mopey nigs they always have been and uneducated jobless terrorists continue to hurt humanity and we'll see how Trump won't have a chance of flipping enough states.

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Their both idiots

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V Trump won't win dick, he has no chance of flipping enough states to win, but you're right about it being a shit status.

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22 days later, we get this shit status to work with. Swallow this: Trump will win the presidency. Move on.

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Your mother gets me off. Where is the whore these days?

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whatever gets you off.

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How about thumb up your ass for the dumbass status?

Posted 2016-07-03T00:35:44-06:00
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.

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Posted 2016-06-20T21:19:54-06:00
Time doesn't exist. It's an exclusive construct derived from the primitive human mind. - I tell myself as I set my alarm for 6am

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V Your mom gonna clean out that fuckhole of hers anytime soon, it's almost fleet week?

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v v v This guy gets it.

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Who da fuck cares when you set it?

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I set my alarm for 5:30AM

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I set my alarm for 5:30AM

Posted 2016-06-20T21:12:06-06:00
Whenever I'm feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my chins up.

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You have more chins than china town because you're fat.

Posted 2016-06-20T21:07:37-06:00
As grandma used to say, "stop being a whiny little bitch and eat the fucking gluten".

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Posted 2016-06-20T21:07:25-06:00
I don't understand why they called it "WebMD" when they could have called it "Sickipedia."

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Comment by Anonymous

And they only need one page that just says you are going to die because when you look up anything, all symptoms pretty much lead to bad diseases.

Posted 2016-06-20T21:06:31-06:00
My 5yo just told me I'm the meanest mom in the world so now I'm freaking out, like wtf I don't even have a speech prepared or anything.

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Comment by Anonymous

That's because you are the meanest mom in the world.

Posted 2016-06-20T21:04:33-06:00
Mom loses track of kid for 20 seconds at zoo: BURN HER AT THE STAKE Man rapes woman behind dumpster: AWW, LET HIM GO, IT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES

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Comment by Anonymous

Perhaps you should get lost, burned at the stake and then raped behind a dumpster for only 20 minutes.

Posted 2016-06-20T21:02:19-06:00
If anyone has ever told you that you snore, just know that person has very carefully weighed the pros and cons of letting you live.

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Posted 2016-06-20T21:00:44-06:00
“Unlimited talk and text” offers from cell phone companies sound more like a threat than a selling point.

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:59:34-06:00
If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:58:58-06:00
"I can see you’re trying to relax. Can I interest you in a menu of unpleasant hypothetical situations that probably won't occur? - My brain

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:58:15-06:00
*Showing me a picture of your baby* Me: Is that a dog toy in the background? What kind of dog do you have? What's your dog's name?

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:58:11-06:00
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.

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Posted 2016-06-20T20:57:08-06:00
I try to find the good in every situation. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.

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Comment by Anonymous

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.

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Jadinha?? Is that you?? hahaha

Posted 2016-06-20T20:47:32-06:00
"Hi I'd like to buy some weed." America: Sorry, that's illegal. How about an automatic weapon?

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Comment by Anonymous

No, what is he "sayinig"? Please explain it with whatever limited vocabulary you know and maybe even use a spell checker, retard

Comment by Anonymous

you guntards knoow wtf the uploader is sayinig,

Comment by Anonymous

Automatic weapons have been banned since 1986, you can legally purchase a fully automatic weapon only manufacturered before then with a class III federal firearms license.

Comment by Anonymous

Riiiiiiight. Keep smoking that weed it is all you're good at. The truth is out there man.. and maybe even a clue if you look hard enough.

Comment by Anonymous

Lol. Isis executions have already been debunked. They're shot in studio with special effects. So yeah, that makes conservatives the worst people on earth.

Comment by Anonymous

Yes conservatives are way worse than ISIS. Smoke some more weed and post some more of your wisdom.

Comment by Anonymous

guns dont kill people? lol... ok... sure... but people without guns dont kill people with fucking guns! nutsack

Comment by Anonymous

Fuck white people

Comment by Anonymous

More atrocities have been committed by white Christians in this country than by any other race or religion. But let's ban Muslims. That makes perfect sense. Stupid sister fuckers can't even keep their paws of their own family or pets but they want to tell the rest of the world on how to live morally correct. What a joke.

Comment by Anonymous

Lol. Conservatives are seriously the dumbest fucking morons in the US. They think giving people welfare creates dependency but giving corporation subsidies is ok. They preach small government but want to tell women how to use their bodies, where people can use the restroom, and force religion on you in through their "small" government. Easily the worst group of people alive today.

Comment by Anonymous

Conservatives: "Abortion clinics murder babies. Ban abortion clinics! Video games promote violence. Ban video games! Porn promotes moral degeneracy. Ban porn! Drugs destroy the social fabric. Ban drugs! Guns kill people. Uh.....guns don't kill people, people kill people."

Comment by Anonymous

And the size of the population too. Lots of dead 3 year olds who found daddy's gun.

Comment by Anonymous

Arm every U.S. citizen. Wait one year. Then let's look at the decrease in size of every criminal's balls.

Comment by Anonymous

Yeah ... thought so. Another "tough guy" with a gun. Yawn.

Comment by Anonymous

You can't buy an automatic weapon. It has been against the law for a long time.

Comment by Anonymous

V maybe you should get your gun and do something about it, pinky-dick. I'm sure your husband will support you.

Comment by Anonymous

If you are going to gripe about gun owners maybe you should just get a tiny bit of education on what you are against. Again there are zero automatic weapons legally sold in the US. But please keep going on about penises. Dicks like you should know all about them.

Comment by Anonymous

VV Pinky-dick, just get the damn penis implant and you won't need to stroke your gun.

Comment by Anonymous

guntard white males have big guns and little dicks.

Comment by Anonymous

"Hi I'd like to buy some weed." America: Sorry, that's illegal. How about an automatic weapon? Sure...fill out this paperwork, write some big checks and wait two years and you can have an automatic weapon...you know...one of those things that has never been used in a crime."

Comment by Anonymous

Actually Australia has the highest mass shooting in world history

Comment by Anonymous

Wow,this post really did strike a nerve with the pinky-dicks.

Comment by Anonymous

V Except that's complete bullshit! Most of the states in the top 10 for violent crime are southern states plus Nevada and Alaska. Must be that mix of right wing stupidity and FOX news cum that prevents you from knowing actual facts. Personally, I don't need a gun, my penis size is adequate.

Comment by Anonymous

VV Idiot doesnt realize that the states with the most gun laws are the ones with the highest violent crime rate. While on the reverse end, the states with the most armed citizens are the ones with the smallest violent crime rate.

Comment by Anonymous

Here come all the cry baby gun nuts. Fucking morons are too stupid to figure out that the US has the highest mass shootings and death tolls from guns, but want to blame something else. Um no. It's the lack of gun laws idiots.

Comment by Anonymous

Moron alert!! Automatic weapons have been banned for like 87 fucking years.

Comment by Anonymous

Automatic weapons are illegal too and unlike weed they do not get sold and used every day. A swing and a miss. Maybe you had too much weed.


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