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Posted 2015-06-28T04:50:50+02:00
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA

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Comment by Anonymous

It's nice the let the moron who cleans the floors sign the card too.

Posted 2015-06-28T04:49:07+02:00
Law & Order: STFU

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Posted 2015-06-28T04:37:34+02:00
Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.

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Comment by Anonymous

It's not a condom for incredibly large, wooden, army hiding horse statues.

Posted 2015-06-28T04:17:29+02:00
If you told me 10 yrs ago that I would be 20 with ZERO chinese stars, nunchuks or ninja swords in my house I would've kicked your ass.

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Comment by Anonymous

No one told you that. They said you'd be a gay wanker who would post stupid things online and they were right.

Posted 2015-06-28T04:16:56+02:00
Who in the fuck thought up the Tooth Fairy?

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Comment by Anonymous

White people.

Posted 2015-06-28T04:16:33+02:00
Starting to think the "walls" you have around you were built by the terrified villagers to keep you in.

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Posted 2015-06-28T04:06:36+02:00
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Probably still mirrors.

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Comment by Anonymous

You can't see it you don't have 2020 vision

Comment by Anonymous

And still living with your parents.

Posted 2015-06-28T04:01:51+02:00
I was gonna go out today but then I sat down. Gravity's a bitch.

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Posted 2015-06-28T04:01:13+02:00
I have a conflict of no interest

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Posted 2015-06-28T04:00:49+02:00
My life is currently buffering

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Posted 2015-06-28T04:00:30+02:00
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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Posted 2015-06-28T03:57:55+02:00
People who can do a cartwheel calm the fuck down

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Posted 2015-06-28T03:56:31+02:00
Don't waste good booze on bad memories

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Posted 2015-06-28T03:55:55+02:00
Washing my entire car with a squeegee at the gas pump

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Comment by Anonymous

I've done that in the winter.

Posted 2015-06-27T05:49:26+02:00
50 States Of Gay...

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Comment by Anonymous

more like South of Heaven. Have a safe trip fucker.

Comment by Anonymous

haha deal with it South

Posted 2015-06-27T03:15:08+02:00
Summary of what happened today. The Supreme Court legalized gay marriage and Disneyland banned selfie sticks.

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Comment by Anonymous

In a nutshell. Yes.

Posted 2015-06-26T19:22:43+02:00
Today the Supreme Court foiled many gay men's plans to never have to "wife up" their significant other.

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Posted 2015-06-26T18:01:34+02:00
Gay people can get married now? What's next, a decent country?

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Comment by Anonymous

You both are complete idiots.

Comment by Anonymous

Well.....Now polygamist and pedophiles are starting to protest and say that they too just have "different sexual orientations"!! Yeah America, we are on the right track!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2015-06-26T17:53:35+02:00
I hate when homesless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah I know you have more money than me, no need to rub it in.

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Posted 2015-06-26T04:14:28+02:00
Everything I know about history I learned from watching Forrest Gump.

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Comment by Anonymous

VV Maybe if you didn't post as anonymous people would know you. What a moron you are to think anyone knows you or cares what you think.

Comment by Anonymous

yes,you are fag

Comment by Anonymous

Or looked up the information on an online source. And yes, I'm the guy who rated Fail. Y'all should know me by now


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