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Cupcakes are amazing, because holding a full size cake up to your face isn't socially acceptable for some reason.
When I was little we didn't have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like goddamned savages.
If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
Probably the coolest part about elections is being scared all of the time
Were Timon and Pumbaa the first interracial gay couple in a Disney film?
I salute brave men & women who make & made the ultimate sacrifice of defending our country.
You never really know if you're over someone until you're in the car and they're in the crosswalk
Make sure you get really really mad at people on the internet today. It's important.
I'd like to punch the guy that made cap'n crunch right in the roof of his mouth.
Millennial fairy tales: Snow White & the 💯 dwarfs, Beauty and the fleek, Goldie Bae & the bear fam, & Lit af in wonderland.
Me as a news anchor: good evening, there’s a bunch of assholes everywhere [credits begin to roll]
How have you all not run out of Throwback Thursday pictures by now? My elementary school took more pictures of me than my parents did.
18 is TOO young to get married!
You can't even buy booze at 18!
If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?
I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
Grandparents stayed married 50 years cause Grandma couldn't text "What are you doing?" "Where are you?" & "Why are you ignoring me?" all day
Porn is so unrealistic, I just took a shower with my girlfriend & stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing her different shampoos
With all the money trump has he could've been batman. he literally could've been batman and he gave it up to be...whatever he is
I hate when my phone corrects "hood morning" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today.
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