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Posted 2014-10-21T22:26:43+02:00
Peeta and Katniss have the potential for the most inappropriate celebrity couple nickname ever.

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Comment by Stewie71

that is awesome!

Comment by Anonymous

titles? Katta is a real word in another language. Maybe if you sucked less cocks in school you could have learned how to spell and think. And if you really thought I missed the obvious I guess you are about as smart as the average poster on here, picklesmoocher.

Comment by Anonymous

Peeniss you titles asshat

Posted 2014-10-21T22:24:52+02:00
Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about

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Posted 2014-10-21T22:14:57+02:00
I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.

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Posted 2014-10-21T22:04:26+02:00
What's the level of crazy above a straitjacket?

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Comment by Anonymous

A straightjacket?

Posted 2014-10-21T21:16:36+02:00
My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.

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Posted 2014-10-21T20:08:55+02:00
Attn: men sending penis photos: knock it off! By flooding the market w dong photos your devaluing the product, causing penis deflation.

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Comment by Anonymous

*you're. Now that you have mastered grammar, I am sure you can learn that punctuation.

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Grammar: the difference between knowing 'your shit' or knowing "youre shit"

Posted 2014-10-21T20:06:18+02:00
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Posted 2014-10-21T20:05:40+02:00
I don't get it. EVERYTHING we do is for money. Why does society condemn it for sex? DAD: Um, okay. Maybe someone ELSE wants to say grace?

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Posted 2014-10-21T20:04:36+02:00
Let's drink till this day makes some sort of sense.

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Posted 2014-10-21T20:00:09+02:00
Arguing with a troll online is like trying to teach a goat to drive. No one's happy & your car is ruined & it's still a goat.

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Posted 2014-10-21T17:41:03+02:00
Everyone has fitness goals and I'm over here like, if I burn this many calories I can eat a whole pizza.

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:45:47+02:00
I'm starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:24:03+02:00
Married sext: I'm not wearing any underwear, because you never put the fucking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:19:31+02:00
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they've been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what's really going on

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:16:45+02:00
I tried being modest once, as expected I was fucking amazing at it.

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:14:45+02:00
CAPS LOCK? DO YOU EVEN SHIFT BRO?

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:14:31+02:00
Siri, where do babies come from?

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:13:00+02:00
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:11:20+02:00
Super Mario Bros before hoes.

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Posted 2014-10-21T16:09:37+02:00
I'm confident but not old dude in the gym changing room confident.

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