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Posted 2013-05-21T19:58:20+02:00
This world is not going to make any progress until we stop perpetuating the belief that "paper" beats "rock."

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:46:11+02:00
This XBox One demo should also explain how to best quit your job, break up with your girlfriend and heal bedsores.

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:43:29+02:00
SLEEP IN OR DIE TRYING

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:31:54+02:00
If you are ever having trouble on a test, just write "Jesus" for the answer because Jesus is always the answer.

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Comment by Anonymous

the answer is Google the real answer is 22 conspirist answer with chuck Norris/ Obama (same people) the real answer is ORANGE SODA. cause who loves orange soda....Answer answered # we jst figured out blues clues!!!!!

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VV bitter much? so much venom for something that you say does not exist. Do you get that mad about ghost or big foot hunters too? I personally am pissed about kids that believe in the tooth fairy because that really ruins my life

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Fucking stupid! Who the fuck is jesus? Oh ya, Oh ya, he's the dude that everyone prays to AFTER a tragedy. Where was your "jesus" before the tragedy? Oh ya, he was planning the tragedy that everyone would pray for afterwards. People are fucked up that believe in god!!

Posted 2013-05-21T19:30:26+02:00
Condoms aren't great for the environment but neither are people.

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Posted 2013-05-21T19:29:29+02:00
FUN FACT: Only one word in the English language is ever pronounced correctly, and that word is correctly.

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Comment by Anonymous

OLD.

Posted 2013-05-21T19:26:56+02:00
People who don't eat a slice of cheese every time they open their fridge are probably serial killers.

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Comment by Anonymous

• »(‧_‧？)єн?« • crap

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Or people who dont have pizza in their fridge..

Posted 2013-05-21T19:23:09+02:00
Wanna know why else people love Kevin Durant? He didn't even make the announcement of the $1 million donation. The Red Cross did.

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Posted 2013-05-21T18:23:24+02:00
I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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Posted 2013-05-21T17:20:24+02:00
The cornerstone of my exercise program is diddly squats.

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Comment by Anonymous

Oooooooollld

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v Wow...that was soooooo funny, douche bag.

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BURN

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VV stop talking about yourself.

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Old!! And stupid.

Posted 2013-05-21T05:31:25+02:00
Drink more think less

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Posted 2013-05-21T03:48:22+02:00
Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.

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Comment by Anonymous

True

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You forgot to mention, "or trying to pretend they are philosophers!!"

Posted 2013-05-21T03:35:02+02:00
I got arrested for giving out free drugs to everyone but I was just treating others the way I want to be treated

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Posted 2013-05-21T03:05:11+02:00
Girl are you Mordor because I am too intimidated to simply walk up to you

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Comment by Anonymous

How do these even get accepted. It's a bunch of hilarious people and one 5 year old admin this site.

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You need to be slapped in the pussy, pussy.

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CORNEY!!!!!!!!

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Lame..

Posted 2013-05-21T02:41:06+02:00
I wish the hardest part of my day was deciding wether to drink light or full-flavored beer

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Comment by Anonymous

First off, learn to spell....

Comment by Anonymous

learn to spell first off

Posted 2013-05-21T02:20:23+02:00
If anyone every texts me "who is this" I always respond "Jake from state farm"

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Comment by Anonymous

v Glad you picked up on it. : )

Comment by Anonymous

>Wow! Do they ever text back and say, "Omfg, you are so fuckin' funny! Can I suck your dick?" I sense sarcasm. Very, very subtle sarcasm.

Comment by Anonymous

What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm??

Comment by Anonymous

Wow! Do they ever text back and say, "Omfg, you are so fuckin' funny! Can I suck your dick?"

Posted 2013-05-21T02:17:37+02:00
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.

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Comment by Anonymous

Nope no body likes YOU

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You're*

Posted 2013-05-21T02:14:47+02:00
Opinions are like mustaches. They're only bad when women have them

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Comment by Anonymous

Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: nothing, she's already been told twice!

Posted 2013-05-21T02:05:29+02:00
Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your dick grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!!

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Comment by Anonymous

The original enzyte commercial was shown during the superbowl -

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That's what she said!

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I want a big penis :(

Comment by Anonymous

Nope. The religous right would be up in arms.

Posted 2013-05-21T01:46:44+02:00
The only thing that excites me is food. Sometimes money, but even then it's "how much food can I buy with this money?"

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Comment by Anonymous

So, when's the last time you saw your penis?

Comment by Anonymous

I can actually hear you getting fatter...

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