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Posted 10 months 15 minutes 2 seconds ago
When they take my driver's license photo I try to look as drunk as possible.
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Posted 10 months 26 minutes 41 seconds ago
[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second
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Posted 10 months 29 minutes 40 seconds ago
When Edgar Allen Poe said “Nevermore”, I felt that.
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Posted 10 months 29 minutes 59 seconds ago
From 1 to Ray Liotta, how creepy are you
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Posted 10 months 30 minutes 11 seconds ago
A diamond heist, but to steal puppies from pet stores.
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Posted 10 months 32 minutes 27 seconds ago
If she doesn't get this reference, she's too young for you bro.
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Posted 10 months 34 minutes 32 seconds ago
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever got all green lights on your way home
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Posted 10 months 36 minutes 18 seconds ago
I stay woke motherfuckers ‘cause I have terrible insomnia.
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Posted 10 months 37 minutes 24 seconds ago
Your typos bring great dishonor to your family
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Posted 10 months 40 minutes 28 seconds ago
I had another cup of coffee but it still feels like Monday.
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