Get A Life
10 months 15 minutes 2 seconds ago
When they take my driver's license photo I try to look as drunk as possible.
10 months 26 minutes 41 seconds ago
[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second
10 months 29 minutes 40 seconds ago
When Edgar Allen Poe said “Nevermore”, I felt that.
10 months 29 minutes 59 seconds ago
From 1 to Ray Liotta, how creepy are you
10 months 30 minutes 11 seconds ago
A diamond heist, but to steal puppies from pet stores.
10 months 32 minutes 27 seconds ago
If she doesn't get this reference, she's too young for you bro.
10 months 34 minutes 32 seconds ago
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever got all green lights on your way home
10 months 36 minutes 18 seconds ago
I stay woke motherfuckers ‘cause I have terrible insomnia.
10 months 37 minutes 24 seconds ago
Your typos bring great dishonor to your family
10 months 40 minutes 28 seconds ago
I had another cup of coffee but it still feels like Monday.
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