Get A Life
6 months 7 days 2 hours 49 minutes 56 seconds ago
When they take my driver's license photo I try to look as drunk as possible.
6 months 7 days 3 hours 1 minute 35 seconds ago
[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second
6 months 7 days 3 hours 4 minutes 34 seconds ago
When Edgar Allen Poe said “Nevermore”, I felt that.
6 months 7 days 3 hours 4 minutes 53 seconds ago
From 1 to Ray Liotta, how creepy are you
6 months 7 days 3 hours 5 minutes 5 seconds ago
A diamond heist, but to steal puppies from pet stores.
6 months 7 days 3 hours 7 minutes 21 seconds ago
If she doesn't get this reference, she's too young for you bro.
6 months 7 days 3 hours 9 minutes 26 seconds ago
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever got all green lights on your way home
6 months 7 days 3 hours 11 minutes 12 seconds ago
I stay woke motherfuckers ‘cause I have terrible insomnia.
6 months 7 days 3 hours 12 minutes 18 seconds ago
Your typos bring great dishonor to your family
6 months 7 days 3 hours 15 minutes 22 seconds ago
I had another cup of coffee but it still feels like Monday.
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