Get A Life
7 months 3 days 11 hours 49 minutes ago
When they take my driver's license photo I try to look as drunk as possible.
7 months 3 days 12 hours 39 seconds ago
[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second
7 months 3 days 12 hours 3 minutes 38 seconds ago
When Edgar Allen Poe said “Nevermore”, I felt that.
7 months 3 days 12 hours 3 minutes 57 seconds ago
From 1 to Ray Liotta, how creepy are you
7 months 3 days 12 hours 4 minutes 9 seconds ago
A diamond heist, but to steal puppies from pet stores.
7 months 3 days 12 hours 6 minutes 25 seconds ago
If she doesn't get this reference, she's too young for you bro.
7 months 3 days 12 hours 8 minutes 30 seconds ago
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever got all green lights on your way home
7 months 3 days 12 hours 10 minutes 16 seconds ago
I stay woke motherfuckers ‘cause I have terrible insomnia.
7 months 3 days 12 hours 11 minutes 22 seconds ago
Your typos bring great dishonor to your family
7 months 3 days 12 hours 14 minutes 26 seconds ago
I had another cup of coffee but it still feels like Monday.
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