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If you were as sexually awesome as you say, you'd be doing it instead of bragging about your skills to strangers.
My point of view is neither right or wrong. However, it's educated, relevant, and born of individual thinking. So go fuck yourself.
I'm having trouble telling if it's killing me or making me stronger
Why was the movie called Jaws ? it was one shark. should have been called Jaw
April fool's day is a fake holiday made up by the April fool companies to sell more April fool
April Fools Day! The one day major news outlets will openly lie to you, instead of doing it secretly!
If the cops stop you today, just slow down, smile and say "well played officer but you can't fool me today" then drive off.
Spare me the fake pregnancy, proposal and life altering announcements.
What's wrong with our society? We can get a cow to jump over the moon but we can't accept the love between a dish and a spoon?
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE TURNING DOWN THE THERMOSTAT WITHOUT NEGOTIATING WITH ANYONE
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
Kangaroos hop because they cant move their legs independently damn 99 problems but a hop ain't one
Today is the worst day to die.
Trust no one. Especially today.
If I could ask Jay Z one question, it would have to be 'where the fuck were you driving with the speed limit of 54?'
It's gorgeous outside. I think I'll take a nap.
Do you even stargaze bro?
It's funny how "You're so funny" turns into "You think everything's a fucking joke" in just 3 months...
I'm terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.
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