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6 months 7 days 3 hours 17 minutes 1 second ago
My mind is sponsored by Coffee.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 15 minutes 19 seconds ago
I had another cup of coffee but it still feels like Monday.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 12 minutes 45 seconds ago
I wanted to make a joke about eating ass, but it was very tongue-in-cheek...
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 11 minutes 9 seconds ago
I stay woke motherfuckers ‘cause I have terrible insomnia.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 4 minutes 31 seconds ago
When Edgar Allen Poe said “Nevermore”, I felt that.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 1 minute 32 seconds ago
[Second Day As A Kamikaze Pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 12 minutes 15 seconds ago
Your typos bring great dishonor to your family
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 7 minutes 18 seconds ago
If she doesn't get this reference, she's too young for you bro.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 5 minutes 2 seconds ago
A diamond heist, but to steal puppies from pet stores.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 4 minutes 50 seconds ago
From 1 to Ray Liotta, how creepy are you
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 11 minutes 17 seconds ago
When I say I’m not being sarcastic the sarcasm is implied.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 2 minutes 46 seconds ago
Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in
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6 months 7 days 2 hours 49 minutes 30 seconds ago
This town's getting on my nerves, gonna blow off some steam by doing a dance routine at the abandoned warehouse.
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6 months 7 days 3 hours 9 minutes 23 seconds ago
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever got all green lights on your way home
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6 months 7 days 2 hours 49 minutes 53 seconds ago
When they take my driver's license photo I try to look as drunk as possible.
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